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Favorite Arrested Development scene ever.

Favorite Arrested Development scene ever.

I’m Tim!

teroknortailor:

hey look I made a thing

You magnificent baby-faced bastard.

“The flames were everywhere,
But no one really cared-
It always burned up there before…”

Someone should install a breathalyzer on Facebook.

Via someecards Really, the breathalyzer should be on all wifi access. Hooray for wine!

What is wrong with this picture? Nothing. Nothing at all.

(Source: porcelain-horse-horselain)

2013 Dick’s Sporting Goods Pittsburgh Marathon

On Sunday, May 5th, I participated in the 2013 Dick’s Sporting Goods Pittsburgh Marathon. This was my second Pittsburgh marathon, after running the 2012 race, and my sixth marathon distance overall. Last year, I finished in 5:47:20, my slowest marathon time (excluding my 26.2 mile time during my ultra).

I spent eighteen weeks training and preparing for this marathon. My training plan accounted for a 4:30 marathon, so that was my goal. Very aggressive, seeing as my PR was 5:43 on a totally flat course. However, as training went on, I nailed the distance, speed work, and race-pace runs, so I figured that meant this thing was doable. In theory.

I spent much of the second half of those eighteen weeks completely consumed with stress. I obsessed over the marathon, my time goal, the course, becoming injured. This all came to a head the Sunday before the race, when I began laying out the gear I would need for race weekend. One would think that it would have calmed my nerves, but it seemed to do the opposite. I barely slept that night.

Then, the week before, I spent a lot of time without feeling any sort of pre-race anxiety, which, to some might be ideal, but to me was extremely alarming. Did I just not care anymore? Was it simply taper madness? Who knows. All I knew was that thinking “I’m not running a marathon today” is really bad BECAUSE ACTUALLY YOU HAVE TO RUN A MARATHON TODAY. It made me think something bad was going to happen.